There once was a lawyer named Marc Elias
Who claimed USPS caved to Trump’s bias
In the election they’d sway
But the truth won the day
And their efforts were met with defiance
There once was a bond so grand,
Canada and the States hand in hand,
Their alliance so strong,
It lasted so long,
A friendship that will forever stand.
There once was a man named Mockler,
Who found himself in a weird shocker,
He said with frustration,
This odd situation,
Surely must be a head-knocker.
There once was a judge from Texas,
Denied a new trial, no excess,
Karmelo Anthony’s fate,
In the stabbing death debate,
At a high school track meet, no success.
There once was a liberal named Jess,
On “The Five,” she’d never digress.
Baseless claims she’d debunk,
With facts, she’d debunk,
In debates, her opponents, she’d suppress.
There once was a man who’d bring woes,
As bad as the vile internet trolls,
His actions caused pain,
Like a bot with no brain,
Former ally now clearly shoows.
There once was a host named Abby,
Who couldn’t believe what Trump told the nation so grabb-y;
She gave a quick correction,
With factual detection,
And left the president feeling quite flabby.
There once was a judge named Vargas,
Who declared a policy a farce.
She said with a smirk,
“It’s contrary to law and in excess of statutory authority,”
And set it aside, without a loss.
A senator from Delaware named Joe,
Served three terms, his expertise would show,
In the U.S. Senate he’d strive,
From ’78 to ’08, he’d thrive,
A leader with experience to know.
A captain from Massachusetts once went
Fishing with a client, who was content
To reel in a huge blue marlin grand
They believe is the largest in the land
On the U.S. East Coast, a record event